The Book
YES! You can read the book here. You can download it and read it offline. You can give it to your friends. You can even print it out and read it without the interwebs. But you cannot sell it for money! That would be like stealing from Franz. Nobody would steal from Franz. That would be bad.
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- Chapter 1 - LIKE A STEEEEEL ROOOOOOOOOSE!!!
- Chapter 2 - Feel the Burn
- Chapter 3 - Let's see where this takes us
- Chapter 4 - Shabu Shabu Activate!
- Chapter 5 - Assorted random carnage and fan service
- Chapter 6 - Shabu Shabu Prime
- Chapter 7 - I have a rhyming dictionary
- Chapter 8 - The dreaded caves of Morgandir
- Chapter 9 - Getting all emo
- Chapter 10 - The first time
- Chapter 11 - Just wrong
- Chapter 12 - For the psychoanalysts
- Chapter 13 - Alliteration abounds!
- Chapter 14 - Damn beatniks
- Chapter 15 - A very special occasion
- Chapter 16 - It's a matter of perspective
- Chapter 17 - Cheese it!
- Chapter 18 - The doctor is in
- Chapter 19 - Hot chicks or scary monsters?
- Chapter 20 - The benefits of partyon radiation
- Chapter 21 - ZOMG!
- Chapter 22 - Bump it
- Chapter 23 - Zombie vampire wombats attack!
- Chapter 24 - When wombats attack
- Chapter 25 - Do not underestimate the power of complex carbohydrates
- Chapter 26 - Breadomancer